The Thornleys: GREEN

SUCKERS!

Easton's Quotes

Easton: Grandpa, Mommy is going to beat you up!
Grandpa: Oh Really!?!
Easton: Yep
Grandpa: Why?
Easton: Because you make me stupid!
(Still not sure why he said this, or where he got it from)
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Mommy: When the baby chicks get big, they will have to move outside.
Easton: I don't want them to get big :(
Mommy: Well we can't have huge chickens running around in our house!
Easton: -Thinks for a few seconds- When I get big, do I have to move outside too?
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Mommy catches Easton hitting Mason with a toy gun after already warning him a few times that he can't do that.
Mommy: If you hit him with that gun again, I am going to go and burn it and then you won't have it anymore
Easton: Well, if you spank Mason again, I am going to burn you.
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Mommy and Uncle Erik overhear
Easton telling Mason
"Follow me back here so you can hit me"
Seconds later, Easton comes out crying
Mommy: What's wrong?
Easton: Mason hit me!
Mommy: Well I heard you tell Mason to hit you.
Easton: Ya
Mommy: Why would you do that?
Easton: Because I wanted to cry
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Easton: Mom you are a hott babe-a
Mommy: Haha, thanks!
Easton: Don't tell dad I called you that he will be mad at me!
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Easton was watching Mommy put her base makeup on her face.
Easton: Wow Mom! Your face is a MESS!
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While driving through Orem, and trying to keep the kids entertained Justin began singing songs.
Easton: Dad stop singing
Justin: Why?
Easton: Because you sound like a little girl!
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Easton: Mom, Grandpa is CRAZY!
Mom: Why is that?
Easton: Because he said his nose can talk!
Mom: Oh ya?!?
Easton: Ya he said that it tells him when Mason is poopy, and that means he is CRAZY!
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Mason finally stops throwing a fit while Christmas Shopping
Easton: Good Job Mason, that's the Christmas Spirit!
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Mommy is making Christmas Treats and Daddy keeps sneaking a few
Easton: Daddy you are getting fat!
We all laugh and Easton feels a little bit bad
Easton: I mean your tummy is just getting really full!
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Easton made a book showing Jesus' life in church. Then next day he asks mommy, "Mommy where is my book that shows Jesus hanging on a powerpole?"
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Grandpa brought home a new kitchen hutch for grandma, while carrying it in, he broke a piece of it.
Grandpa: Crap, I can't belive I already broke it, Crap.
Easton (with his hands on his hips): You know what Grandma always says.
Grandpa: What's that?
Easton: Don't bring crap into the house!
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Easton and Mason had been helping Grandpa on the backhoe while Mommy was at work.
Mommy: did you have fun with Grandpa today?
Easton: ya, but it was a little borin'
Mommy: oh, ya sometimes that happens
Easton: i can't wait to get married so my wife can do all the hard work.
Mommy: oh, it is usally the husbands that do the dirty work!
Easton: I'll make my wife do it!

Mason Quotes

Mason insists on eating a poptart every night before bed. The other night I gave him one and this is his conversation with the poptart.
Hi Poptart, I'm going to eat you!

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Mason woke up 3 days before Christmas and turned to mommy and said--See Santa Brought!

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Mommy got mad at Mason for playing with Scissors. Mason turned to mommy and said

Don't get mad get glad!

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Mason had been carrying around a booger for a few minutes when daddy decided to throw it in the garbage. Mason instantly started crying "my booger, my best friend."
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Grandpa was getting Mason down off the tractor and said, "Come on Tiger."
Mason exclaimed, "I'm not a Tiger, I'm a kid!"

Monday, February 21, 2011

GREEN

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