The Thornleys: Happy Easter

We had an awesome Easter.

Went camping close to home, had fairly decent weather.

The Easter Bunny found us.

Got enough candy to last until next year.

Got to play in the dirt.

Came home with enough dirt on each of us to fill a sandbucket

Easton's Quotes

Easton: Grandpa, Mommy is going to beat you up!
Grandpa: Oh Really!?!
Easton: Yep
Grandpa: Why?
Easton: Because you make me stupid!
(Still not sure why he said this, or where he got it from)
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Mommy: When the baby chicks get big, they will have to move outside.
Easton: I don't want them to get big :(
Mommy: Well we can't have huge chickens running around in our house!
Easton: -Thinks for a few seconds- When I get big, do I have to move outside too?
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Mommy catches Easton hitting Mason with a toy gun after already warning him a few times that he can't do that.
Mommy: If you hit him with that gun again, I am going to go and burn it and then you won't have it anymore
Easton: Well, if you spank Mason again, I am going to burn you.
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Mommy and Uncle Erik overhear
Easton telling Mason
"Follow me back here so you can hit me"
Seconds later, Easton comes out crying
Mommy: What's wrong?
Easton: Mason hit me!
Mommy: Well I heard you tell Mason to hit you.
Easton: Ya
Mommy: Why would you do that?
Easton: Because I wanted to cry
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Easton: Mom you are a hott babe-a
Mommy: Haha, thanks!
Easton: Don't tell dad I called you that he will be mad at me!
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Easton was watching Mommy put her base makeup on her face.
Easton: Wow Mom! Your face is a MESS!
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While driving through Orem, and trying to keep the kids entertained Justin began singing songs.
Easton: Dad stop singing
Justin: Why?
Easton: Because you sound like a little girl!
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Easton: Mom, Grandpa is CRAZY!
Mom: Why is that?
Easton: Because he said his nose can talk!
Mom: Oh ya?!?
Easton: Ya he said that it tells him when Mason is poopy, and that means he is CRAZY!
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Mason finally stops throwing a fit while Christmas Shopping
Easton: Good Job Mason, that's the Christmas Spirit!
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Mommy is making Christmas Treats and Daddy keeps sneaking a few
Easton: Daddy you are getting fat!
We all laugh and Easton feels a little bit bad
Easton: I mean your tummy is just getting really full!
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Easton made a book showing Jesus' life in church. Then next day he asks mommy, "Mommy where is my book that shows Jesus hanging on a powerpole?"
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Grandpa brought home a new kitchen hutch for grandma, while carrying it in, he broke a piece of it.
Grandpa: Crap, I can't belive I already broke it, Crap.
Easton (with his hands on his hips): You know what Grandma always says.
Grandpa: What's that?
Easton: Don't bring crap into the house!
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Easton and Mason had been helping Grandpa on the backhoe while Mommy was at work.
Mommy: did you have fun with Grandpa today?
Easton: ya, but it was a little borin'
Mommy: oh, ya sometimes that happens
Easton: i can't wait to get married so my wife can do all the hard work.
Mommy: oh, it is usally the husbands that do the dirty work!
Easton: I'll make my wife do it!

Mason Quotes

Mason insists on eating a poptart every night before bed. The other night I gave him one and this is his conversation with the poptart.
Hi Poptart, I'm going to eat you!

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Mason woke up 3 days before Christmas and turned to mommy and said--See Santa Brought!

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Mommy got mad at Mason for playing with Scissors. Mason turned to mommy and said

Don't get mad get glad!

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Mason had been carrying around a booger for a few minutes when daddy decided to throw it in the garbage. Mason instantly started crying "my booger, my best friend."
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Grandpa was getting Mason down off the tractor and said, "Come on Tiger."
Mason exclaimed, "I'm not a Tiger, I'm a kid!"

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter

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